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Mitch McConnell Dildo (Warehouse Sale)

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$40 $80 In stock

Meet the ones that got away. This limited-edition product is a retired style we just couldn't let go of — until now. 50% off, while supplies last. Sold as-is, no warranty, all fun.

Find out everything you need to know about the Mitch McConnell Dildo:

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases. 

We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds

And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:

Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 2 reviews)

Eva ★★★★★

The warehouse-sale price got me curious, and I’m glad I grabbed one—the retired style feels like a fun piece of history even if it’s a bit of a novelty. No warranty worries me slightly, but for half off and a laugh, it’s worth it.

Mia ★★★★★

Half the price of the normal ones, and honestly, it still does the job I needed it to. The "warehouse sale" condition is fine—no visible damage, just a retired style I'm glad I snagged. For a gag gift, it's a perfect 50% off punchline.