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$40 $80 In stock

Meet the ones that got away. This limited-edition product is a retired style we just couldn't let go of — until now. 50% off, while supplies last. Sold as-is, no warranty, all fun.

Find out everything you need to know about the Mitch McConnell Dildo:

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases. 

We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds

And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:

Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Natalie U. ★★★★★

The 50% off tag made this an easy yes, and the "sold as-is" quirk just adds to the charm. It's a solid piece for the price, though I'm already bracing myself for the lack of warranty if anything goes sideways.

Julian ★★★★★

I’m honestly a little sad this warehouse style is retired because the craftsmanship is spot-on. Even at half price, the weight and finish feel premium, and it’s got that undeniable presence that’s both hilarious and functional. Glad I snagged one before they’re gone forever.

Eva ★★★★★

The 50% off made me grab it, and the novelty factor alone is worth it—it’s got that classic retired feel. Perfect gag gift for my politically-obsessed buddy, even if it’s sold as-is with no warranty.